“Shea Moisture had to apologize for their whitewashed ad campaign” links

Shea Moisture – a haircare brand used primarily by black women – released some crazy whitewashed ads. Shea Moisture has apologized. [Jezebel] Did Tom Cruise order Henry Cavill to ruin his pretty face with a mustache? [LaineyGossip] Beyonce & Jay-Z are trying to buy a $135 million Bel Air home. [Celebslam] The Dirty Dancing remake […]

Damian Lewis: ‘As an actor educated at Eton, I’m still always in a minority’

Damian Lewis is a television actor. Instead of trying to make the movie-star thing happen, Damian just leans into TV work and aims to be on the best TV shows he can find. His TV projects have included: Band of Brothers, Life (which was canceled way too soon), Homeland, Wolf Hall, To Appomattox and currently […]

Emmanuel Macron’s wife was his teacher, she’s 25 years older than him

Embed from Getty Images Since I’m sort of obsessed with the French presidential election, I’ve been reading a lot of the American-media coverage of the candidates and their campaigns. Emmanuel Macron, the independent candidate who is running against fascist Marine le Pen, has already been referred to as a potential “French JFK.” He’s good-looking and […]

Ivanka Trump was ‘booed & hissed’ during a women’s summit in Berlin

Embed from Getty Images Emperor Baby Fists still hasn’t left the comforts of Mar-a-Lago long enough to undertake any overseas trips. But his precious daughter Ivanka Trump made her first overseas trip, in her capacity of De Facto First Lady/Most Precious Daughter and adviser to the president. Ivanka arrived in Berlin this morning, and she […]

Jenna Dewan & Channing Tatum ‘are not sex schedulers – not yet!’

Jenna Dewan and Channing Tatum are one of those couples that can never break up. They are, to me, like Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon. Like, if they split up, love will officially be dead and NO ONE can make it work. So, yeah, I like Jenna. She comes across as a little bit hipster-earth-mother-y […]

Jenna Dewan & Channing Tatum ‘are not sex schedulers – not yet!’

Jenna Dewan and Channing Tatum are one of those couples that can never break up. They are, to me, like Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon. Like, if they split up, love will officially be dead and NO ONE can make it work. So, yeah, I like Jenna. She comes across as a little bit hipster-earth-mother-y […]

Depressing news: 96% of Emperor Bigly’s voters would still vote for him today

Embed from Getty Images “The First 100 Days” of a presidency has taken on a weird significance in modern times. Most modern presidents really don’t get that much done in the first 100 days, although most presidents in the past have gotten more done than Emperor Bigly. Mostly, the concept of the “100 days” is […]

Emmanuel Macron & Marine le Pen will face off in the French pres. election

I made a terrible mistake yesterday. That mistake was clicking on the #FrenchElection hashtag on Twitter. On Sunday, France held the first round in their presidential elections, wherein the top two vote-receiving candidates will now go to a final run-off election in May. To no surprise, Marine le Pen and Emmanuel Macron “won” the first […]

Pippa Middleton’s exclusive, A-list wedding could be destroyed by peasants

Pippa Middleton will marry Moderately Wealthy James Matthews (formerly Terribly Wealthy, but now downgraded) in a few short weeks. I’m not sure if we’re being played with all of the stories about the wedding, but I’m still enjoying it. Like, part of me thinks that there’s so much gossip and drama about the wedding because […]

Amber Heard & Elon Musk are Instagram-official & pap-stroll official now

Having moo moo at Moo Moo Gold Coast with @AmberHeard, @CreepyPuppet and @CowanFilms A post shared by Elon Musk (@elonmusk) on Apr 23, 2017 at 4:42pm PDT Just last week, Amber Heard’s father maybe-probably went rogue and confirmed that his daughter was getting very serious with billionaire Elon Musk. Elon and Amber have been circling […]

Michael Moore: Donald Trump won’t be impeached until his second term

Michael Moore got a lot of attention immediately post-election because he was one of the few on the left who had correctly read the tea leaves and predicted a Donald Trump victory. I remember reading some of his predictions in the weeks leading up to the election, and I dismissed his Prophetic Cassandra routine as […]

VF: Melania Trump was allowed to get pregnant if she promised to her body back

Several weeks back, Page Six promised that Vanity Fair was working on an exposé of Melania Trump. Sources claimed that VF reporter Evgenia Peretz was trying to do interviews with anyone and everyone close to Melania, although Melania’s people were trying to shut it down as much as they could. In the end, VF did […]

Kylie Jenner’s plastic surgeon describes Kylie as ‘very wise in what she wants’

What happens when a restaurant/bar wants to pay you to show up at the opening of their new place and it happens during Coachella? Easy, you just take a private jet to and from Las Vegas! Such is Kylie Jenner’s life. She’s 19 years old and she gets paid to take a private jet to […]